- The correct dosage for a 2-year-old is 1/2 of a Flinstone's vitamin. Even though it's only a vitamin, it's still a little creepy to have 4 or 5 Flinstone's heads roll out into your hand first thing in the morning.
- If you are an adult, running through the streets in a downpour and splashing water on your friend will cause police officers to conduct field sobriety tests.
- If your outdoor cat brings a rodent inside for your indoor cats to play with, it is not a good thing.
- If you have cats and think you smell something under your sofa, even if that sofa is a hide-a-way bed, it's best to investigate.
- Ant spray will not kill flies.
- An easy way to confuse drunks is to sit on a bar roof at closing time and blow bubbles over the edge.
- Snakes make bad pets.
I know other stuff too- these are just some things that popped into my head this evening.
2 comments:
I'm learning so much about Betsy on this blog! Never would have taken you for the hell raiser, bubble blower in the bar, type. Lol.
Yes, yes. Always investigate the smells under the sofa. Squirrels melt? Huh. Who knew.
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